Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Stephenisms, Volume 1
My serious thoughts may coagulate into a post at some point, but for now - I think we all need a dose of levity for our Tuesday. As I'm sure everyone knows, Catholic dads are regular comedians. And so, I present to you my first edition of Stephenisms.
While making celebratory crepes after the Super Bowl:
"Who wants to be out at a bar with a bunch of sweaty drunk people when you could be at home making crepes???"
While pouring Clare a glass of almond milk:
"I didn't even know almonds had nipples!"
On a TV commercial for BeenVerified.com, a woman says "This guy I met online, he could be anyone!" Stephen responds: "He couldn't be ANYONE...he couldn't be Maya Angelou."
When I asked him if we could name our next daughter "Hazel", he said:
"Sure, because then I could say 'Hazel, you're a nut!'"
After Googling "huge appetite", Stephen tells me:
"The good news is that it's not cancer, the bad news is that I might be pregnant, have PMS, or be under a lot of stress. I think it's probably PMS."
"WOAH...Did you know taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat?!?!?!?!"
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Those were great, I laughed outloud for the almond nipple one.
ReplyDeleteRacecar spelled backwards is Racecar too!
Hahahaha am I the only one who is totally unimpressed with palindromes??? Stephen is always excited to find a new one!!
DeleteThis made me laugh out loud, Jamie! For real! My son just told me the taco cat one yesterday! : )
ReplyDeleteThat last one BLOWS MY MIND. I'll be thinking about that all week.
ReplyDeleteSo funny! I like #4! You should totally name your next daughter Hazel so we can all say, "Hazel, you're a nut!" I like it.
ReplyDeleteI bet "Taco Cat" wins you a huge following! I was just telling my online peeps: "Nothing sets the internet ablaze" like a cat. I wake up this morning, and lo, my point is made.
ReplyDeleteI am compelled to join your site on principle.
Plus... it is just so *pretty!* I can't wait to peruse your popular posts once I return from my youngest daughter's "seashell stand (remember to bring money, mom.)"
Yeah, taco cat is pretty amazing.
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