|4 Months Old. Oh yes, the other children - they were delicious.|
|6 years old. The pinnacle of my comedic genius.|
|12 years old. I'm the incredibly suave candy cane in the middle. |
Thank goodness I didn't go through one of those awkward puberty stages like most kids.
|I was 18, so I wasn't drunk - although I kind of wish I were, |
so I would have something to blame this behavior on.
|Balancing a spoon on my nose at my wedding. |
Because that's a normal American tradition, right?
Oh it hurts, it hurts. I can't go on.
I just had the most brilliant idea to make this a link up - you know, just in case anyone else wants to ease my pain by sharing in the embarrassment. Share in my shame, bloggers of the world!! You know you want to.